Saturday, August 30, 2014

Jurassic age pyramids at the heart of Ukraine dispute

Wow, a fake story about a probably fake story. Can’t beat that!
I noticed many hits today on this older story:
So, I googled in order to find that the hits are a result of radical sites (like Alex Jones, Before It’s News, etc.) running a story that this mysterious pyramid (fake?) is related to the current conflict in the Ukraine. What?

I won’t link to misinformation sites but here is what they are saying:
2, THEY ARE THERE!! and so are Russian Troops!
Now THIS is more like the REAL—or at least one of the BIGGEST—reasons for the action in the Ukraine. It’s probably also about other things, but the New World Order has systematically seized areas before that we later learned gave them access to advanced ancient technologies which they guard ferociously.
-From 2012TheBigPicture
BeforeItsNews posted the stuff on the “oldest pyramids” which are described to be Jurassic in age (over 145 million years ago which is RIDICULOUS) with a quote from a popular video describing them thusly:
Pyramids were once power stations that feed near by citys. Not all of them but most were. The Moon and mars and many of the planets have Pyramids that once feed power to citys and complexs. We can only just now study them for as how they had worked but they were much like our power stations of today. The pyrimids were just a way of life for millions of thriving citys. Dinosurs were just part of the enviroment and have also left there mark through out the planets due to mans expansion beyond earth.
What garbage.
Supposedly 37 pyramids exist on the Crimean peninsula with 7 hidden underground pyramids found near Sebastopol by Ukrainian researcher Vitaly Gokh using his special patented device. Gokh has been making this claim for 15 years.
What should you think of that? Be VERY DOUBTFUL. In fact, go about business as usual because there is no evidence for these pyramids.
Contacting my inside source on “spooky paradigms” I was pointed to this >> Iraq StarGate Key to 911 and Bush – CNN iReport.
Back in the 1920s the Iraq StarGate was uncovered in Baghdad. This StarGate was surrounded by the “Green Zone” during the Iraqi War and was the whole purpose for the war. Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD’s) were an excuse. Having control of the StarGate was the goal of the Bush Administration as well as Nazi Germany. This was a repeat of when Hitler and Nazi Germany went to Iraq to fight against the British as both wanted control of the Iraq StarGate.
HOLY CRAP! It’s true! Everything on fringe sites are just vague associations! Every military action is connected to pseudo-archaeology and the New World Order!
Apparently I fail epically at thinking conspiratorially – that everything is connected to ancient aliens and End Times. Silly me.
But let’s be clear: there have been no confirmation that there are any pyramids on the Crimean peninsula and it’s utterly baseless to connect this idea to the current instability in the Ukraine. To suggest so is to be publicly, abhorrently ignorant about current events and totally out of touch with reality. When the RevelationNow site tells you to GET REAL and use common sense, then you KNOW you are bottom of the barrel.

A Ukrainian scientist discovered the oldest pyramid in the world. Most interestingly, it was found in the most beautiful corner of the country, in Crimea. As the ICTV channel reported, the finding was revealed by accident, when during his test alternative methods of finding water Ukrainian scientist Vitalii Goh discovered underground unknown object, which proved to be a giant pyramid of 45 meters in height and a length of about 72 meters. Goh said that the pyramid was built during the time of the dinosaurs. “Crimean pyramid” has a truncated top, like a Mayan pyramid, but its appearance is more like an Egyptian. It is hollow inside, and a mummy of unknown creature is buried under the foundation. “Under the foundation is a small body in the form of a mummy long 1.3-1.4 meters with a crown on his head.” “There is a resonance chamber of so-called Sphinx. The pyramids were built in the era of the dinosaurs,” says the scientist in an interview with ICTV.  It remains unknown who build the pyramid. The unique building is the oldest on the planet, says Vitalii Goh. Writen by Aliye Beki.